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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

They look so friendly

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They look so friendly

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    A raccoon can absolutely mortally wound you. We’re just fleshy bags of blood and they have nasty sharp claws. A slash in the right spot could be fatal

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        How could a worm kill you, or a cricket, Mr. Scientist?!?

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          I could probably figure out a way to choke on both

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          It’s an alaskan bull worm

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            Not sure what that is, but it sounds scary

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