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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

They look so friendly

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They look so friendly

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    That’s sad, but it’s kinda his fault if he wasn’t carrying an umbrella 🤷

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      Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they’d stop teaching that in schools, it’s why we have so many drop bear casualties every year.

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        Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon

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          The umbrella part still does fuck all and you’d wanna hope you’re a good shot, they go feral when wounded.

          They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it’s butter.

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