Is he short or is the forward visibility in that thing as bad as it looks?
He’s 5’11", visibility is record-breakingly terrible in a market segment with worse visibility than main battle tanks.
Yes.
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the optics of a flat pane windshield at that angle has to be awkward
!!! I couldn’t figure out what looked so egregiously wrong about the windshield even in relationship to the madness of the rest of it, but that’s totally it
Holy shit, is your PFP Dorner as the sun from Teletubbies?! 🤣
Yes lol
I don’t entirely get it, and yet I laughed till i cried.
It has a front facing camera because yes the visibility is awful.
This is the most clear example of the boomer “okay what the hell is going on here with this damn gizmo” bifocal face
I was thinking that it looked like he couldn’t see over the dash/hood and needs one of the little booster cushions like I use
spot on
Ugliest coffin ever.
“Good thing lithium ion batteries never catch on fire”
- Jay Leno
You hear about this new Tesla?
up three octaves
You hearin about this new Tesla?
puts hand in pockets and takes a step backwards
Now this is a car you can actually burn to death in
I admire his dedication to the bit but it’s not a vehicle Prince Phillip would drive.
I guess I should have expected Jay to buy one of these things. But as someone who has actually built his own car, I wonder how pleased he is with it outside of novelty.
Tesla probably gave him one for publicity.
It’s fodder for Jay Leno’s Garage so I’m sure he would have driven one either way. It’ll be interesting to see what he says about it though because historically “car people” have been pretty unimpressed by Teslas - see Top Gear.
This is the best looking cybertruck photo I’ve seen. Looks like it was actually polished down.
Cars, Comedians and Coffins
Anyone else remember that Jay Leno kids book where he tries to slice some ham with his comb but it gets stuck in the ham
I’m sorry, what?
https://www.publishersweekly.com/9780689867675
As a giant roast beef turns on the spit for the Leno family’s end-of-summer barbecue, young Jay’s mouth waters. (“Juice is dripping! Fat is sizzling!.. I’m dying to taste the roast beef.”) Jay whips out his “secret weapon”—a plastic comb—and repeatedly steals some drippings with the unorthodox implement. But to Jay’s great dismay, the comb ends up stuck in the roast, prompting a chaotic and funny denouement.
Leno has chosen… poorly
Old Man Buried in Life Sized Hotwheel
Bourgeois scum before they got guillotined.
