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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

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I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    FYI: you can’t kill a baby through keeping them awake. An adult you can kill this way.

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      …and you know this because…?

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        Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is “stuck in their ways”.

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          What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?

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            The parents were anti-vax so…

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          Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

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            Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

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              …I have stolen a child for you

              Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

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                I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

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                  I doesn’t matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

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                    Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

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          Isn’t the definition of neuroplasticity that the brain will change?

          Edit: I guess more “the brain can change.” Still, adult’s have Neuroplasticity. That is very well documented.

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        Doctor told me.

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      Not with that attitude.

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      Yeah I don’t believe you can kill an adult this way unless they aren’t used to a lack of sleep. I seem to function ok for a random distribution of 2-4 hours of sleep a night

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        This is like a chain smoker looking you dead in the eye and saying “You can’t die from smoking. Look at me, I smoke 10 packs a day and it ain’t killed me yet!”

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          To be fair, smoking doesn’t kill you. It’s the cancer that does

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            “It wasn’t the smoking that killed me, just the consequences of the smoking.”

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          you are likely completely correct

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        No sleep vs any amount of sleep is a hell of a difference

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        Doctor told me. So yeah. Zero hours of sleep will kill an adult.

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