Or stairs in buildings. I don’t want my coworkers judging how out of shape I am.

Breathe harder, lean in real close to bystanders, lock eye contact, assert dominance

I can relate to this especially this past week visiting Yellowstone National Park. I climb a category 2 mountain and felt like I was dying when I reached the top. But damn it was worth it.

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How about in bed so your partner doesn’t realize that climbing the stairs and brushing your teeth left you out of breath?