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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

POV: you're American

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POV: you're American

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    It’s available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

    • Hyggyldy@sffa.community
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      Which is why I’m getting increasingly progressive as time… Wealths?

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

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    Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

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      isn’t healthy living a Chinese thing

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        -20 social credits

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

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    I’ve never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

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      I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

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        That more times than any working watch. Consider:

        If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

        A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

        Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Thatsthejoke.zip

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    SUBSCRIBE TO SEE THE REST OF THIS ERROR ONLY TEN LOW LOW PAYMENTS OF 99.99

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    This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

    • GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee
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      Carl’s Jr has deemed you an unfit parent!

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Would you like fries with that?

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    POV: low effort healthcare meme.

  • fadhl3y@lemmy.world
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    Or Scottish

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    clicks ok

    receives pizza delivery ETA

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