Except for that whole sexual consent thing
If anyone is taking Q-Tips without a grain of salt, I strongly suggest they take a trip to Ten Forward. At least there, Guinan knows how to fend off Q.
You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.
Relax; it’s just synthohol.
Q has never cared for consent anyways
Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you’re definitely not invited.
Somehow, that does not sound like confidence…
- Asking someone out for a date, no.
- Taking action without permission, sort of yes.
Q-Tips aren’t exactly rules so much as terrible guidelines.
DON’T HOLD BACK!
I’m actually doing this a lot at work. No negative consequences, so far. Even got good reviews and annual raises.
Forgiveness not permission!
Voted. Up. Would subscribe. More Q tips.
*until next time, with Cee-Lo tips
Schrödinger’s Answer
Q-tip in ear feel good.
Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?
