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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Glad it's almost over

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Glad it's almost over

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      At the same time‽

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        Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

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          Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

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            I’ll send you a pamphlet.

            • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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              So that’s your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I’ll try that next time

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              Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

              Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

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                Only 3 users? Don’t you count us lurkers out, we’re here too. We’re always here… always.

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                  It just I notice those other names a heck of a lot.

              • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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                I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that’s going to end next year.

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                  Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?

                  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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                    It won’t be November anymore, so what’s the point?

                • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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                  I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

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                  What happens next year?

                  You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

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                    My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a “learning coach” which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

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                The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don’t know if I’ve ever seen you guys.

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                Some of the meme gods of !risa@startrek.website will grace other communities with their fire hose of content.

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                I’m here too, as well as VikingHippie

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          Impossible, i’ve tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story

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      Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like “many nuts, one book”

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        There’s a 50k word novel that doesn’t use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.

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        technically invisible ink

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          hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here

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