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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

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You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    One dreads the recoil.

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      Does one?

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      It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

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        The soldier died.

        “That’s bad!”

        But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

        “That’s good!”

        • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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          Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

          • psmgx@lemmy.world
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            Yes.

            And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference

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        Explode in ecstasy.

    • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      One pays extra for the recoil.

    • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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      I’m more concerned about the heat

      • SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es
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        One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

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      If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Two, as well.

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    A number of you are concerned about the recoil - I feel you misunderstand the nature of this weapon. A trained user can launch the plug at high speed to wound the target, using a specialized liquid propellent. At this point the sabot round is deployed, penetrating any hardening or armor. The CIA called this codename Dying Rhea, after the original name Henry Kissenger was found to be already in use.

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      Onion grade comment

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Guess they can rename it now.

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        HOLY SHIT THAT OLD PIG FUCKER FINALLY DIED?

        • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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          yeah some 12h ago

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          The only pig fucker I know working in foreign relations is British.

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    You’ll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it’s just about to plop out.

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      And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

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    Ok, but where’s the trigger and also the website where I can order it?

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      A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.

      You’ll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA’s AOW category, so you’ll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.

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        I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it’s a pistol. But as is they’d probably claim it’s disguised.

        The problem isn’t that rectal nature of the device but that it’s mimicing a different object.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      It’s fired by farting.

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      I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.

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        Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.

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          Maybe for you amateur.

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    “And lastly, 007…”

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    BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

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    deleted by creator

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      Looks like a .22, very little recoil. Disappointing…

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          When will Kentucky Ballistics test fire it? and does it come chambered in 4-bore?

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      Hospitals see anal play gone horribly wrong all the time. I doubt a seasoned nurse would be phased by it.

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      Well you see I had it put away next to the tub and i lost my balance and fell

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    Anti-rape device

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    O, my!

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    Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.

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    Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…

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    Wait till you see my dick

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    New partnership between Smith & Wesson and Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann

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    “Only takes 5 pounds of pressure”

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