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GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

hey ive been finding hexbear really cool since joining but does anyone else find it weird how new users need to get 'post verified' when they join by sending the mods a picture of their hog and balls?

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hey ive been finding hexbear really cool since joining but does anyone else find it weird how new users need to get 'post verified' when they join by sending the mods a picture of their hog and balls?

GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    Please dont tell me you’re all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he’s happy, he’s a little piglet at heart

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        headpat

      • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        A fine pup! no-dogs-no-masters

    • Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml
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      Did you really?

      • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        I posted hog.

  • GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already

    • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know. jesus-christ

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    We all had to do it.

    • TheCaconym [any]@hexbear.net
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      And we’re not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.

  • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i’m running out of angles!

    • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Have you tried different colored lights?

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don’t do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.

    • Duży Szef [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      Use a few mirrors and you’ll catch every angle in one photo.

      Or get artistic! Make a “Melancholic Hog” photo for some relatability or a “White Roman Sculpture Hog: Biggus Dickus” to appease that one mod who likes to poke fun at RETVRN memes.

  • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I would simply not have balls shrug-outta-hecks

    • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      sicko-wistful

    • FemboyStalin [she/her,any]@hexbear.net
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      That’s the plan eventually.

      • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        work in progress

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    hog-post It’s to show good faith.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    No that’s normal what are you talking about

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t tell anyone but you can just send a picture of Destiny and they can’t tell the difference.

  • newmou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore

    • OgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s fine, it’s a medical thing

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Training data to replicate our hogs with AI

      • supafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service

  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    post-hog is too avant garde for me

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    They make me do this as a log-in verification now since I revealed (but won’t name) I have 335 spare accounts they haven’t banned yet.

    • Timberknave [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      DoD won three purple hearts, pass it on

    • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Careful, don’t hoxx yourself

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username

    • GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas’s full address

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s fine all I did is send someone else’s hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.

    • 4am@lemm.ee
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      That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        But it’s free and open source hog !

  • showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.

      I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.

      • envis10n [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser’s homepage.

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