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lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

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What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    It works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you’re aiming!

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      I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public

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        For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.

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          Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin

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            Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.

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              And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread

      • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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        The best id the look on people’s faces when it works.

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