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minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoWell you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMy girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 years agoOn the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYou are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times
Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
My girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times