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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I'm not a monster

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I'm not a monster

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    That’s why shopping carts in Germany are coin operated.

    You only get your coin back, if you return the cart.

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      I made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it’s due to moral superiority and not base greed.

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        I take the ones people haven’t bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds.

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          Oh yeah? well!

          Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer.

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      I just put in a washer and leave it in there

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      While that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out

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        Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on.

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          Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?

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            My girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.

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              On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby

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            You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.

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              I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times

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      Then one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it.

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