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upsiderue@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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flavored rice 😋

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flavored rice 😋

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upsiderue@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    Thanks, I hate it.

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      Well, its much better than cockroaches

      • diggit@sh.itjust.works
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        But what about crackling cockroaches?

        • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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          Do they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?

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    Impressive. It’s rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.

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      You don’t like lizard fried rice?

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      Here I go again, pooping the party!

      There’s literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.

      Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.

      • Bizzacore@lemmy.world
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        It’s my party, and I’ll poop if I want to.

        You would poop too, if it happened to you.

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    Legit felt sick reading this lol nice 😉

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    I am too hungover to see shit like this

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    I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright

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      after a certain point it’s just lizard shaped protein

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    You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?

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    Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance

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    Don’t just give out your secret recipes like that!

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    Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative

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      Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.

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    How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again

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    So you tell me… a lizard fried this rice?

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    I’d eat that lizard jerky.

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    Bear Grylls’s origin story

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    I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just…not the same. Just…lacking, you know what I’m saying?

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      “Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now.”

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    How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy

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