Lauchs@lemmy.world to Political Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoAmerican Voters in 2024:lemmy.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1388arrow-down128
arrow-up1360arrow-down1imageAmerican Voters in 2024:lemmy.worldLauchs@lemmy.world to Political Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down3·2 years agoWings are just a liberal conspiracy to make us all gay!
minus-squareLauchs@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down2·2 years agoAnd to forget about JESUS. If Jesus didn’t need wings, why do planes?
minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoBecause planes are a product of the devil? Fallen angels need to make their own wings.
minus-squareLauchs@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoHave you considered writing textbooks for Texas/Florida?
minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoNo, because I know I could never compete with The Good Book handed down to us from on high (The Art of the Deal)
minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoYou can’t be good without a Good Book
Wings are just a liberal conspiracy to make us all gay!
And to forget about JESUS. If Jesus didn’t need wings, why do planes?
Because planes are a product of the devil? Fallen angels need to make their own wings.
Have you considered writing textbooks for Texas/Florida?
No, because I know I could never compete with The Good Book handed down to us from on high (The Art of the Deal)
You can’t be good without a Good Book