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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Takatakatakatakatak@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    You’ve been too sober for too long and it has affected your judgement. Which one will it be, sport? Moonface, Grandma or the skeletal ghost of benedict cumbersnatch?

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      That skeletal ghost part made me choke.

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      Yeah their elbows are pointy and their hair is too frizzy 0/10

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      Who says I am sober? Just because I don’t see women that are wasted as attractive?

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        Evidence of one beer, wasted? Whatever GladiusB.

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          In Germany we say “lieber Frau und Kind erschießen, als ein Tropfen Bier vergießen”. (better to kill wife and children, than to waste a drop of beer).

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            No we don’t say that.

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          Logical. You are too smart for me …

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