I’m already sold man. Why you adding free extras? All I’m hearing is that she doesn’t put dishes away because she doesn’t need them from eating out of the can. That and I can fix her by introducing her to low-sodium alternatives so her farts aren’t able to strip varnish.
Here me out.
Maybe let’s not decide to marry people based on weird scenarios?
For all we know, this cat lady doesn’t put the dishes away, rips horrible farts every few minutes, and eats cat food right out of the can.
I’m already sold man. Why you adding free extras? All I’m hearing is that she doesn’t put dishes away because she doesn’t need them from eating out of the can. That and I can fix her by introducing her to low-sodium alternatives so her farts aren’t able to strip varnish.
Wait does low sodium make farts less “farty”?
This sounds like plot twist #3
The cat lady is Charlie from Always Sunny?
Hear me out*
Let’s there him/her out, FFS
You know what, and he loves her all the same.