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minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 years agoif a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 years agoWon’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoThat is honestly extremely plausible.
minus-squarecarlesmu@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 years agoThanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agothis is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says “her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?”
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoEspecially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday. Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 years agoi dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoMy birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agonoooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoI can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoyes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
wife guy energy utterly smashes
workaholism
if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
Won’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
That is honestly extremely plausible.
Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says “her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?”
Especially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
i dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
My birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
yes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.