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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Bawk BAWK!

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Bawk BAWK!

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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    Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Both.

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken

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      It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.

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        he’s got saddle feathers

    • Metype @lemmy.world
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      “Sock on a Cock” fits better with “Elf on a Shelf” than “Cock in a Sock” does.

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    So this is how NNN ends?

    Sigh, unzips…

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    In the Days of Olde

    When knights were bold

    And condoms not invented

    A sock was placed upon the cock

    And babies were prevented

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Perfect for the post right above this one in my feed:

      • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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        Hit and Miss

  • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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    That’s the less common version of sock on a cock

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Cock in a sock. Wait…

  • tomat0223@sh.itjust.works
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    This is a typical Tuesday night for me

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    deleted by creator

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    I’ve known about that for a long time but that doesn’t look like my version.

  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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    stocking on the chicken?

  • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s cruel. Yes I know chickens are dicks, but still.

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