Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years agoOh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.hexbear.netimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageOh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJohnBrownsBussy2 [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·2 years agoPlace your bets: A.) Intra-police-gang conflict. B.) A hilarious training accident. C.) They knew too much. D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation. E.) He’s back… spoiler
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 years agoPUNISHED DORNER
minus-squareNotErisma@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 years ago[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoIT’S TIME TO SPLIT!
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoFUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 years agoThere are ghosts everywhere!.. Something hilarious must have happened here!
minus-squareNotErisma@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoA ghost gun??! I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right!
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 years agoDorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
minus-squareIzyaKatzmann [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 years agoI think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared. The first line is something like: Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoWhen one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
minus-squareReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 years agoThere’s gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agothey got Pontypool’d by the word “fentanyl”
minus-squarebullsaintlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoThis is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Place your bets:
A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.
B.) A hilarious training accident.
C.) They knew too much.
D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.
E.) He’s back…
spoiler
PUNISHED DORNER
[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
IT’S TIME TO SPLIT!
FUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
I’ll take the next elevator
There are ghosts everywhere!..
Something hilarious must have happened here!
A ghost gun??!
I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right!
Dorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
I think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared.
The first line is something like:
When one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
There’s gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
they got Pontypool’d by the word “fentanyl”
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.