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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Don't threaten me with a good time

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • beautiful_boater [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    C’mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.

    • MalarchoBidenism [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      so-far

    • Bassword@hexbear.net
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      2 years ago

      China also has landlords ooooooooooooooh

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        mao-wtf

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Xi Van Fleet is quite the name

    • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Chinese Led Zeppelin tribute band

    • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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      Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.

  • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netM
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    Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.

    • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      angel-biblical

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    sicko-yes

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      No it’s the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.

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        I haven’t read the book but this is probably something it says

        As a child, I was a participant in dozens of struggle sessions, where large groups were made to scream at one person who had allegedly committed a crime like corruption. This is exactly what happens every day on Twitter, and only the Republicans can save us from it.

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        Sounds delicious

        • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Somethingsomething woke hei

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, “Xi’s become oppressive and it’s hard on small businesses.”

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      “Look what he did to my parents’ precious egg monopoly!”

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    deleted by creator

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    CommiePOGGERS

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    mao-clap

  • sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      She’s not stupid, she’s a gusana with a grift.

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1.4 billion people living in China… “A survivors warning”

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn’t mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.

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      I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.

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      Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard

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    I already don’t care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don’t like being alive here.

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    The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat

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      borgor

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