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SrElsewhere@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Some people have all the luck

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Some people have all the luck

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    • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well, this is a shitpost community…

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        we post shit here sir

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          And you’re running this operation like a well-oiled machine!

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      Are…

      Are you serious?

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          I just assume every picture is fake. Especially ones like this. Memes usually aren’t meant to be taken literally

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          Ya know, us simpletons see a story like this, get a litle glimmer of hope that good things DO happen, might even happen to us! And we can have a romantic moment, believe that true love actually exists.

          And then some smarty pants like you comes in here and dashes our hopes.

          Well, thanks a lot.

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            A picture like this makes you believe in true love? Oh I see, you’re doing that fake thing too

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              https://media1.tenor.com/images/3465364839197a118590cf2dc14b5d3f/tenor.gif?itemid=4889438

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                https://tenor.com/oXot.gif

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                https://tenor.com/bjiwp.gif

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      What?! People posting old, fake, unfunny bs as if this was reddit? You trippin buddy, get outta here!

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    And they say lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice. Wow! 😮😮😮

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    🟨⛏️

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    We should all be so lucky

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    Everyone here assumes for some reason that the lottery winner is the guy. Girls play lottery too!

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      Love of his life

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        We don’t know what’s in either of their pants.

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          Yeah the blonde could be swinging some serious schmeat

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          Dm;hs

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        We don’t know the left person’s preferred pronoun :)

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      Maybe because it says love of his life?

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    It would be a cool story if he didn’t tell her and she just fell for his personality.

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    In another news: Lottery winner lost the love of his life 2 seconds after finishing the money won

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