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minus-squareCodingCarpenter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoThey’re almost the size of the bottom of the cup how the fuck big do you need it to be?
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoCups, shot glasses or strange glass thimbles?
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoLook, idk about OP, but waaaay early on in my first days of sex, one of the sets of condoms we got just wouldn’t fit. There she was waiting for me. “What do you mean it won’t fit?” “It won’t stretch enough to get through the ring.” “That explains a lot.” (It took her a while to get “used to me”) It’s only been a problem with two kinds, so I avoid those.
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMy what big fingers you have …
Are those finger condoms?
They’re almost the size of the bottom of the cup how the fuck big do you need it to be?
Needs to fit balls too
Cups, shot glasses or strange glass thimbles?
Look, idk about OP, but waaaay early on in my first days of sex, one of the sets of condoms we got just wouldn’t fit.
There she was waiting for me.
“What do you mean it won’t fit?”
“It won’t stretch enough to get through the ring.”
“That explains a lot.” (It took her a while to get “used to me”)
It’s only been a problem with two kinds, so I avoid those.
They can be
FINALLY, something my size.
My what big fingers you have …