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HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Almost as bad as finding a marijuana in my candy

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Almost as bad as finding a marijuana in my candy

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HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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      Fuck Nestle, Embrace Arch

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      I use KitKat btw

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      Wow, what a dichotomy, your both the best candy giver, and the worst!

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      Still better than candy corn.

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    This is an urban legend and shame on OP for perpetuating it. The only verifiable instances of open source operating systems found in Halloween candy were installed by the children’s parents themselves.

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    But can it run doom?

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      Yes.

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      Was about to comment this but I see retarded minds think alike

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    “But you said you put a whole raspberry pie in here! What gives?”

    “I did!”

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    This is why we can’t have nice things. If it’s not expensive drugs in cheap candy, it’s fuckin hidden kernels.

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    peppermintOS for a reason.

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    Don’t worry, it won’t be GUI.

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      Nothing but crunchy kernels.

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        Man I’m just sick of all the candy kernels during Halloween like who’s installing them

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    parents beware: updates in the candy past nougat could mean increased annoyance, stress over security updates

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    Linux-ass candy bar

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      Removed by mod

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    The candy boots Linux without using Plymouth eye candy? Stay away from me and my kids!

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    Why does it look like poop?

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    Off your mash on ecstasy pipes! End up like a piano dentist.

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    Another commie plot!

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