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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

"this is my friend from work"

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"this is my friend from work"

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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Havald@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Oh my god I should do that. Just hire some actors and rent an Airbnb.

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      Looking to hire some actors, you say?

      • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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        Down Margot! This is my time to shine.

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        at first I didn’t even read the username but thought, “yep, sounds like an actor to me.”

      • LukeMedia@lemmy.world
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        I’m sorry but it would be too unbelievable. Unless I was going for barbie wife

        • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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          But the situational absurdity, the unbelievability, is what makes it funny. Like me moderating an Android community on a niche tech forum. It’s hilarious.

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            That’s very true, would definitely add to the shock and confusion!

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    This is my sister and our parents who perfected a sacred tibetan age regression technique.

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    “Work wife” is a terrible thing to do to someone.

    • adeoxymus@lemmy.world
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      Meeting the work wife: https://youtu.be/FoM_q4h7cAQ

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/FoM_q4h7cAQ

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      It’s a joke, friend.

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        worse, it’s a shit post.

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          Even if wasn’t in the shitpost community it’s so obviously a shitpost…

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          So you’re saying it’s in the right community?

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      I feel like the post can be interpreted more than one way. The way i took it, the person in question thought they were in a romantic relationship (perhaps socially awkward?), and then meeting the “boyfriend’s” whole family led to a shocking revelation - they were not in a relationship. Why else would that person introduce their family? I would imagine the two relationships would be kept separate!

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      You okay buddy?

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      I’m conflicted, are you trying to outjerk the with a your joke or are you an idiot…

      doesn’t matter i laughed.

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