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Nanachi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

we indulge in some trickstery

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we indulge in some trickstery

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Nanachi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • LordArchmagosHeadass@lemmy.world
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    Looks like someone will need the lock picking lawyer!

    • riverjig@lemmy.world
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      These locks are super easy to pick. Now, picking it yourself? That’s a whole other issue lol.

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        deleted by creator

        • bane_killgrind@kbin.social
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          “gotta keep out that numberscanbefun guy…”

        • rtxn@lemmy.world
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          If they were able to lock it so quickly, it means it’s probably not a key-retaining lock, which means the locking pawls are spring-loaded, which means you can shim it.

        • HRDS_654@lemmy.world
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          Just use bolt cutters. Simple as.

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          I had to look up “wave rake” cuz I’m a moron and thought it was like an introductory brand lock pick device or something.

          You meant like a comb, didn’t you?

          🤦‍♂️

          Edit: oh man, I’m so happy I was wrong lol I felt so dumb

          • rtxn@lemmy.world
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            Raking is a low-skill attack that can easily defeat low-quality locks. The rake is a metal strip (often wave-shaped, but others exist) which you have to move around inside the keyway while applying torque. Some of the pins will randomly get caught at the shear line; repeat until the lock is opened. This type of attack can be prevented by using security pins (like spools, barrels, or serrated pins) that get stuck in the shear line.

            A comb attack is different. Some locks are so poorly designed that you can use a comb-shaped tool to lift all of the key pins above the shear line and completely bypass the security.

          • SuperIce@lemmy.world
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            Lockpicking rakes work very differently from combs.

          • Tavarin@lemmy.world
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            https://www.lockpickmall.com/lock-pick-set-4-piece-wonder-waves-pro-rake-set_p.html

      • oatscoop@midwest.social
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        Go to the nearest fire station: they have bolt cutters.

    • Nanachi@lemmy.worldOP
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      The fort knox worker after they faintly hear someone say “This is the LockPickingLawyer”

  • riesendulli@discuss.tchncs.de
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    No Linus, don’t post selfies on the Internet, they might be misused.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.world
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    we engage in moderate tomfoolery, if you will

  • joolez@discuss.tchncs.de
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    This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today…

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    What would you even do in that situation lol

    • Widowmaker_Best_Girl@lemmy.world
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      Either pick it open or get some bolt cutters, I would imagine.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        given the quality of most locks you can probably just hold a hairpin menacingly in front of it and it’ll pop open.

  • astral_avocado@lemmynsfw.com
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    That’s not gonna be fun grinding off

  • HRDS_654@lemmy.world
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    Just a bit of tomfoolery.

  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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    This is my biggest fear.

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