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zer0@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Every time I try to touch grass

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Every time I try to touch grass

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  • Indépendantiste (old)@lemmy.world
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    touch women

    touch: cannot touch ‘women’: Not enough permissions

    sudo !!

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      to my fbi agent, for legal reasons, this is a joke, i would never touch women in real life

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        You’re on lemmy, we already know.

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      User doesn’t have sudo permissions. This incident will be reported.

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    Don’t trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything.

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      Don’t trust the dudes telling you to not trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enclosure

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