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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to World News@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Western media dusts off Putin is dying trope

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Western media dusts off Putin is dying trope

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to World News@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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Putin reportedly suffers cardiac arrest in presidential bedroom
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly suffered a cardiac arrest following months of speculation over his health.
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  • supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml
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    Meanwhile Australia’s president Joe Biden can barely finish a sentence.

    • ☭ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗘𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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      er….….… the president of Australia isn’t Biden, it’s Juan Guaidó

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        I thought he was the new monarch of England. I stand corrected.

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          he’s both

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            Where does he find the time? I feel lazy and ashamed.

            • ☭ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗘𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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              Guaidó Grindset™

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                “Bro when you were at the club, I was already the president of like 5 different countries. You will never be at my level, bro”

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          I thought he is the current emperor

          • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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            He is, but only of Bir Tawil

            Wikipedia article

            Professor Oak: “Everyone focuses on him being the current monarch of England and president of Australia, under the puppet government of, what was his name again?”

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        Juan Bidó

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      Not my prez!

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    Ah Fox News Australia, they took a break from gloating about the failed referendum and posting videos of their smug hosts laughing at “lefties” to bring you this banger lol.

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    An anonymous source has claimed that the Sky News room completely fabricates news about Putin’s impending death and then collectively faps to it as it airs. The editor collects everyone’s ‘contributions’ and smears them over a giant vinyl poster of the Russian President, and then the newsroom staff take turns sliding over it like a giant slip-n-slide, insider groups have revealed. After months of speculation, this startling news has sent shockwaves through other Western media newsrooms. Special interest groups have explained that the other news rooms do not wish to be seen to be upstaged by Sky News in terms of sexual deviancy. Sources close to the notorious vinyl poster claim to have noticed a musty aroma similar to one found in the White House press briefing room, prompting speculation as to a connection.

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      Ah the ‘I’ve read it on facebook’ of international politics

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    https://www.businessinsider.com/who-is-general-svr-telegram-account-seeding-wild-putin-stories-2022-12?op=1

    Even Business Insider claims ‘General SVR’ full of shit lmfao

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      you know it’s bad when western media admits it

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    Sounds more like a threat.

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      Nah, it’s just the recurring cope when things aren’t going their way. It’s the equivalent of not studying for your exam and hoping the teacher gets sick and doesn’t show up.

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    We’re all dying, but cowards and tyrants die a thousand times before their deaths.

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