I recently learned the body text doesn’t actually have to have words in it but I like filling it out anyways
tophattem_dawg the greatest poster we’ve ever seen, so new yet so wise, bringing in joy and delight with each new post, he is truly the best of what this website has to offer
Gay
you’re part of the lottery but at what cost
Can I please have the bean, I’ll think of something afterwards
no you must participate in the system because i thought very hard while making it
Okay, you are ‘stinky and won’t give me bean’
Come up with the word and then you get in the raffle for a CHANCE to win the bean, I can’t just give it to you now, especially considering you haven’t made anything yet
My word is ‘give me the bean’
thats not a description of me thugh
okay just so you know it turns out this does actually count for the raffle and you are in, best of luck, meanie
Exo-
Oooh sorry I’m not sure what that means try again
Pre-
One more of these and I’m solidifying your position as person who’s not getting on the raffle
-ed
YOU DIDN’T EVEN SPELL OUT A WORD, that’s it you are banned from the next 10 raffles
Mal-
ONE MILLION RAFFLES! BANNED!!!
fish hater
i guess bro, welcome to the lottery
Cake fart
What?
Farting on a cake
You’re not going on the raffle dude
You told me I fart on cakes there are limits to this stuff
Dunno you
That’s not a description try again
Mystery bean giving away Internet person.
you’re making it to the raffle
You were in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, saying to him America can be defined in one word, “beanis”
It’s a shame everyone can’t win the bean :(, there are some seriously flattering contenders out here
Top hat on dog
While you’re here can you tell your twin that I did NOT steal their hat
Stolen hat on dog
You’re making me struggle with my integrity regarding hosting this entire operation, I could disqualify you in an instant for this, but I will not, because it wouldn’t be okay by the rules
rules follower wit stollen hat on dogOKAY FINE THEN! Now you’re disqualified, unlawfully too, am I cool enough for you now?
You broke the law I’m sending the pigs
You encouraged this you know, that’s also illegal, and if we’re cellmates I’ll play the harmonica the entire time and you won’t get a lick of sleep
You’re very smart and kind, so you know that rigging the bean lottery in my favour is the right thing to do
Is it the right thing to do? Certainly! Is it the thing I will do? Unfortunately not :(, I have the raffle police on my back and I’m in pretty hot water regarding a bunch of other times I’ve rigged lotteries so it is sadly not possible
However you are admitted into the raffle and have a very real chance to win it legitimately so there’s that
You might think “be gay, do crimes” is just a funny joke, but I’m gay as fuck and I take it seriously. So I better win, or else…
If you do this you’re not winning that raffle
Oh, that’s how it goes? I can’t be gay and get my well-deserved bean?
It’s more about you threathening me with violence if I don’t rig the lottery in your favor than being gay, you really cannot be doing this kind of stuff, plus you could win the bean and the suspense is a greater reward than any bean out there (except maybe a chickpea)
What if I threatened you with something else? Like a video of an adorable gay donkey/bull couple?
it better be a chickpea otherwise i wont partake
Only one way to find out weather girl
cool :)
Short and to the point, welcome to the lottery
Fartnite balls
exists
Fine, it’s clear you just wanted me to add you to the baked bean (mystery bean) raffle anyways
Mysterygratisbohnenverteilermensch
Disqualified
Hey it’s not my fault you cast some morbid hex on me, that’s simply not a thing allowed in official lotteries
Speaking German is allowed everywhere and you can’t stop me
But I CAN disqualify you from the raffle, and I just did, so take that
No you can’t, you don’t have the authority here.
This is MY lottery PUNK! I have utmost authority in my own damn lottery
