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Onion headline “Nation shocked to find out Brand wasn’t already convicted of SA”
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Wait the right wing pivot didn’t protect him?
Ya gotta find Jesus first, evidently.
He did Bear Grylls baptised him in the Thames lol
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UK industry’s dead so maybe it’s cleared up over time
it still has toxic metals and stuff buried in the mud but it’s buried, so that’s fine. the problem is that every time it rains, shit flows into the thames because the UK is a developed country.
Makes sense. In that case I revert to my original assumption that Brand was already so vile a little toxic sludge was never going to harm him anyway
still a lotta poop
The Thames is a pretty long river. The part that runs through London is pretty horrifying, but up closer to the source it’s just a river.
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The baptism was in 2024 and the allegations of sexpestery go back as far as 2006.
Sure, but being a Xian evidently didn’t protect him from the consequences
Yeah, my point was that you have to establish yourself as Christian first, then you get to do the sex crimes.
Should have joined the PSL instead

Never heard of this person

does he hav- man I just noticed the side banner of this community is Hasan in Mortal Kombat Idc about my previous thoughts
Throw the booky-wooky at him
Edit: One of his defense arguments was that he has named one of his victims “Tart” in his phone, and why would he do that if he was gonna assault her.
Just shoot this dick.
Deeply unsurprised, he comes across like a predator even in his own autobiographies.
This podcast on him (2-part series) was pretty great, if you want to use some of your very limited time on this planet listening on 2 hours of discourse about this scumbag https://maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/episodes/18856825-russell-brand-part-1
Grass found to be green, sky found to be blue
This is new?? Or did he get convicted again?
It’s new. He was never convicted before. He should have been, he was not.
His strategy of making a fair trial without prejudice impossible by looking incredibly guilty and being disliked by every single person in the world failed? How? I mean, I’m glad it did, because he is obviously guilty and I hate him and want him to go to prison and - oh, I get it now.
Maybe I can launder his quote about income inequality through Gandhi or somebody
If you don’t attribute it to Kropotkin, you’re a lib.
Doesn’t really work for Kropotkin. If you called Kropotkin a hypocrit he’d just say “yeah I’m a class traitor, so what?”
Oh i am pretty sure now the people who hold Exiting the Vampire Castle as their holy bible will do some serious self crit.


















