And those that didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3.
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A statistician, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe watching the building across the street. 2 people enter the building. Some time later, 3 people come back out.
The statistician says, “Our initial count must’ve been off.”
The biologist replies, “I think they probably reproduced.”
The mathematician observes, “Now if exactly one person enters the building it will be empty.”
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
EDIT:
A statistician, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe watching the building across the street. 2 people enter the building. Some time later, 3 people come back out.
My favourite is: There are two kinds of people, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I suppose we could combine them.
There are 10 kinds of people…
You will need a fifth statement
You will need to extrapolate from an incomplete data set. 😉
Or the two hardest things in IT:
Cache invalidation
Naming things
Off-by-one errors
This is my favorite IT joke