“Why don’t you sit down.”

“Okay.”

“So you thought you were meeting a 20 year old film student tonight?”

“I mean…”

“Did you really want to work on their stoner horror comedy ‘Night of the Stoner Dead’?”

“…look man, I just wanted more credits for my reel.”

“I want to talk about a movie called ‘Bikini Dinosaur Hunter 4’.”

“Oh no, please!”