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A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

the right to street race

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the right to street race

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A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Speed doesn’t kill. Coming to a sudden stop is what gets you.

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      0 to 60 in a few seconds is fine.

      60 to 0 in under one second is not fine.

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      Acceleration can kill you, too!

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        I wanna drive that car!

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          Ride the coaster

    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      That’s just backwards speed

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Speed is the scalar analog to velocity, which is speed plus direction.

        It is not the same as acceleration, for which there is no scalar equivalent.

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      Speed doesn’t kill people. Cars with speed kill people

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        That plane in Florida seemed to be pretty dangerous

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    “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” is both an annoying thing 6 year olds do and a political ideology for maybe 10% of the county.

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    Nearly every city I have been to has a race track, drag strip or some way to safely drive your car really fast.

    If you want to drive really fast find a way to do it off the public roads ffs… Some farms close to me even host small races on their fields after harvesting, it’s a great day out and you can race your friends safely.

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    Had one of those Street Crashing idiots do their thing near my work last week. Guy decided to go nose-to-nose with a semi. By some miracle he lived (the semi was obeying street laws and going pretty slow, so that probably helped), but they had to pull his car out from under the semi’s nose and cut it apart to get him out. I wonder if he’ll ever walk again. His car looked like a crumpled piece of old newspaper.

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    noise is harm too

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