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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • MudMan@kbin.social
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    What do you mean, “imagine”? Have you met the British?

    • Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sadly, yes 🥲

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        I’m sorry you had to go through that.

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      Yes we’ve had boss, but what about second boss? Viscountsies?

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    And then he eats your slow old dad with that kid and they sing a little song about it.

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      ~it’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiiife~

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    I like it when the boss who shows off his son to the employees tells his son later on that it’s okay to eat the employees because philosophy.

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    People into royals do this yea

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    Well he’s your king, king of Pride Land. Don’t ask him how he become king though

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      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        It’s a swallow

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          Strange women lying in ponds distributing swallows?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            European or African?

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              I don’t know that!

  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    Waking up early to look at animals is my favorite thing about being in Africa.

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    Yay fudalism.

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    Elephants for President

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      Elephants? I’m sorry that’s just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you’ll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate 🦓

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        Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.

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          Do they even give a hoot? 🦉

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            They give SEVERAL hoots!

            They don’t care, though 🤷

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            I know an especially frightening owl that does.

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      There’s a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.

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      Giraffe for pm!

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      Elephants miss the fine details of the world.

      I’d suggest owls instead, they look wise.

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    Lion king is a out LGBT+ couple raising a kid and prove i qas worng

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