Except instead of being like “WOOWIE GLOORP GLOORP WE DON’T HAVE THIS AMAZING STUFF ON PLANET BINGLE!” the alien reports back to its home planet with a bad nutrient deficiency and diabetes. It also has massive burnout from sensory overstimulation.
“Bro do not leave me on Earth again. That place is hell. You eat the food but you’re never satisfied. You drink the drinks but they don’t quench your thirst. You can’t even shit without someone charging you for it. I liked the video they showed me of a dog falling over though.”
the citizenship sequence at the end is fuckin wild
Boimler, when he visited Feringinar.
Gorbachev, when the (Berlin) walls fell.
Buddha, his arms wide
One of the few things to usians’ credit is that attempts to normalize pay toilets were met with tenacious vandalism, and the effort was abandoned in most of the country. Although, porky had the last laugh by just letting many districts become public toilet deserts instead.
in turkey, paid toilets still exists and the funny thing is they are probably one of the worst toilets you would see even for a public one
We have paid toiets where you get a shop voucher for the money. The toilets are very clean, and honeatly i don’t mind it, because a lot of people are absolutely vile and disgusting on toilets they don’t have to clean.
Everywhere I’ve been with both public and paid toilets, the paid ones are significantly dirtier and less maintained.
Doesn’t seem to be any correlation between who’s in charge, public or private. Free toilet is always nicer than the paid one for some reason.
Mrw an Earthling says we can eat carbohydrates then produces a plate of D-isomer slop
Jerma bit about an alien eating a big mac and then its head exploding.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
