Don’t know how to continue.
Shaved by the Vault Underground
a parody of
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
i shaved myself today
to see my face is real
i focus on the face
deep horror i now feel
the blade’s dripping red
the old familiar sting
try keep a steady hand
but MABL i exceed
what have i become
my scabby friend
every drop i’ve got
down the drain anyway

What have you become, my cleanest friend?
Apparently Miley Cyrus made one called “Flirt” for Black Mirror but they never released it. I even tried to email Charlie Bricker. I fear it may be lost forever.
Oh no. :/ Release the Bricker Files!
Shit I meant Brucker.
(Why would my mobilek try to correct what’s obviously a proper name?)
To me these names all look like made up nom de plum or stage names, like Ed Zitron or Imogen Poots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel,_Jack_and_Ashley_Too
She was going by Ashley O at the time.
Story of O, eh?
Oh aye.
Apparently it’s “Brooker”
(If you’re reading this Charlie, I’m sorry and please release the files)