Father, forgive me
I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf
Then tore right through it
© Pet Shop Boys.
Edit:
Since forever I’ve been reading “Mobilek” (“mobile” plus the masculine diminutive “-ek” suffix) as “Mobelik”. Just learned that and so I have changed “Mobelikička” to “Mobilekička”.
I like her little song.
© Pet Shop Boys. Sorry.
Damn.
They’re pretty funhole though.
Hella Funhole!
I kind of feel like in the age of the search engine and/or llms, and especially in the culture jamming culture of the funhole, it is expected to be figuring out what’s a reference to what? Or maybe I should put © on verbatim quotes? But then, on the third hand, the joy of finding out for yourself is lost, but on the fourth hand – and we are quickly becoming Hindu and/or Buddhist gods and/or bodhisatva – just querying search engines and/or llms is too immediate. What should I do?
I should have searched the lyrics myself maybe? Or you could just pretend to be have written them? I might never have found out. Anyway get some more hands.
https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/60466601
Put this into
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Now we can watch porn while drinking Pepsi!
Her USB-C tastes like Pepsi cola.
Aha! A professional sex haver, I know you speak of experience!
Spending time with Mobilekička is the polar opposite of a professional activity.
I am very professional in my unprofessional activities!
I don’t want to ruin it for you, and I really like your use of č, but it would just be Mobilka :')
Now I am going through the Czech list of suffixes and trying to figure out what’s what.
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category%3ACzech_suffixes&oldid=67419453
I see “-ka” is feminine, “-ička” is diminutive feminine, and “-ik” (really “-ík”) is for masculine. So what I did was masculine diminutive feminine. When I created it I didn’t check for masculine suffixes, or what “-k” or “-ik” are, but I gambled on whatever suffix “Mobelik” has, “-k” or “-ik”, to be masculine. What I did look for were diminutive feminine suffixes, and so I found “-ička”.
It all fits now because I had Jon Etheridge (“Jonnyethco”)'s Prostitute Mickey in mind when creating it. In Prostitute Mickey, Disney’s Mickey Mouse is a corner of the street male prostitute in drag. So it’s a prostitute Mobelik in drag.
Also, I like melding more and more suffixes in a very dumb way. It makes me happy.
- “-ička” – https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=-ička&oldid=88104002#Suffix.
- “-ka” – https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=-ka&oldid=93497538#Suffix_4. (Oh, crap! https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=-ka&oldid=93497538#Suffix_5 can also be diminutive! But “-ička” sounds more diminutive, doesn’t it?)
- “-ík” – https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=-ík&oldid=93577056#Suffix
What a dunce and an ass I am, @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org. Alas.
Thank you for creating pop tart content!
She’s a tart alright…
How many diminutive and/or female suffixes a language really needs? This is just too much, maaaaan.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:Czech_feminine_suffixes
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:Czech_diminutive_suffixes
