It’s more like you need someone to watch your kid and your options are a pedophile or someone who merely is merely attracted to children but never acted.

And you’re exhausted trying to convince people that 1) the first guy is a pedophile 2) yes, if you are forced to pick, the second guy is preferred 3) but the second guy is awful and you should also hate him too 4) there IS a third guy that we all pretend doesn’t exist for some reason