• DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world
    10·
    2 years ago

    That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been shilling on tv 15 years ago.

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
      8·
      2 years ago

      But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!