But the clothes?
The clothes are vampires too.
Her boobs are in a separate VLAN, hence the boobtime error.
Shhhhh,
Ever seen a naked vampire?
Of course.
Excluding prostitutes.
I think the joke would come across almost the same.
Only her bust would be visible through the clothes.
In any universe where vampire powers include rapid healing, it seems like it would be challenging to perform surgery, especially elective, on them.
Gotta go fast
Silver-plated scalpel and needles, I guess.
I don’t have a deep knowledge of vampire mythology, but in what I have read, silver inflicted injuries simply never heal … But I guess most of those stories about vampire slaying, so maybe the monster just didn’t stick around long enough to find out.
Well shit, now I need a fanfic about a medical research trial on the usage of silver in vampire surgery. It’d be hard to get ethical approval from a board of vampires though if it’s believed to be that they never heal, so… idk, vampire rats, first?
It’s always the fuckin’ rats, ain’t it?
Why is the werewolf the one asking the question?
I thought the same thing at first when I followed the bubble, I assumed the woman trying to deny it. But the werewolf is actually asking his vampire friend who presumably pointed it out.
