Princess Fiona never complained, but Sen. Jerry Cirino sure did.
In May, the Ohio state senator emailed a local police chief, asking him to file criminal charges against a progressive blogger who texted Cirino an image of Shrek… enjoying his swamp stick.
The blogger, D.J. Byrnes, runs The Rooster political website.
According to Signal Ohio:
The text messages include Byrnes’ political commentary, him calling Cirino his oft-repeated and derisive nickname “Young Mussolini,” and Byrnes plugging his own newsletter.
It also contains a digitally altered version of Shrek, the ogre with a titular children’s movie franchise, with his penis exposed. An affidavit with Byrnes’ arrest report refers to the depiction of Shrek as “fully nude with an exposed and erect humanlike penis engaged in an act of masturbation.”
No Shrektile Dysfunction there.
On May 8, two days after Byrnes sent the texts, Cirino emailed Kirtland Police Chief Jamey Fisher, “officially filing a complaint” and asking the police to file charges against Byrnes.
Byrnes was arrested on Monday based on what appears to be the three texts.
He was released after 23 hours in jail, commenting on Instagram: “I believe that the facts presented in court will show that I’m innocent of the misdemeanor charge of telecommunications harassment.”
So . . . can the government prosecute Byrnes for his speech? Let’s look at the facts.
Fuck and I thought we lived in a democracy

Can’t support Palestine, can’t post, can’t even send your homie a shrek dick. Can’t have shit in America

humanlike penis
so an ogre-like penis would’ve been OK? how does he know what ogre penis looks like?
It could’ve been horse-like
Or tortoise-like

They’re just describing it. Why would it mean that anything not matching that description would’ve been ok?
Cant do anything anymore cause of woke

which one of you did thisIt was The Rooster. Guy does great on the ground journalism in Columbus just generally getting into state senator/reps faces about what they are voting for and say. He made national game last year when he tricked Vivek Ramaswamy into meeting him at a Raising Cane’s by pretending to be the head coach of the OSU football team.
what is the charge? a tasteful risque? this is democracy. manifest.GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY OGRE PENIS
Should have just stuck with
but points for
hope the jury aquitsWhy isn’t this posted in c/shrekland?
Put it to a referendum to see if it should be legal to send nude shrek to state senators, it’ll pass.
The image is included in the article, thank god for ethical journalism
Small Domino: Jeffrey Katzenberg quits Disney in 1994
Big Domino:
Officer, the green man’s penis was exposed

he was offended that it’s such a low-quality picture of shrek’s hog
The true measurement of freedom is whether or not you can send someone a picture of Shrek’s dick. Smdh
@Shitbird@hexbear.net, you made the news!

















