“They fucking came up to me and started licking my hand you stupid fuck. Don’t tell me what to do when you can’t manage your dogs!!!” Then I’d start taking photos of the dogs and person.
I have absolutely zero, in fact negative patience for dog owners that pull that shit.
In the past when being told off by a dog owner I’ve gone on the Homer Simpson rant about bowing down before the king/queen of the park, everyone bow down before their majesty.
I do enjoy my big dude privilege from time to time.
“They fucking came up to me and started licking my hand you stupid fuck. Don’t tell me what to do when you can’t manage your dogs!!!” Then I’d start taking photos of the dogs and person.
I have absolutely zero, in fact negative patience for dog owners that pull that shit.
Wasn’t going to chance that lol. 🐕+🐕 ->🩸 -> 💀 ->🪦
You say it with a friendly tone so the dogs don’t realise.
In the past when being told off by a dog owner I’ve gone on the Homer Simpson rant about bowing down before the king/queen of the park, everyone bow down before their majesty.
I do enjoy my big dude privilege from time to time.