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- antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world
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sweaty
😙👌
I often think about Kyle Broflovski’s father, sitting down with a nice glass of red wine, cracking his knuckles to troll the shit out of the internet
I had this saved from 2017 apparently
I barely save memes lol
We need a count bot on lemmy
To have it count what?
This is from countwithchickenlady, every post has to increase the number by one and a bot has to delete everything else
It took me so long to see the r/ name in the image lol
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I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
Tap for spoiler
spider spider!
that is a very cool spider :)
thank ya! :3
No need, I have bugs in my house to look at
It’s okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
Sometimes its fun to keep them around, its like gathering bug-friends irl!
So the IRS did show up? Not sure I’m getting this.
Post made police visit OP to make sure he’s not a suicide bomber.
Even worse, probably the FBI
They handle terroristic threats online
Why did they allow the feds into their house? When will people in the US learn that they have rights?
Huh
Sin(k) / cos(k) = tan(k)
Sin divided by cos is hiw tangent is defined. Using k as the variable makes the words sink and tank
Thank you
is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more “giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer.”
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Haven’t seen this in forever. Thank you for keeping the old magic alive.
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I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
Hahaha will do!
“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅
From the archives of 2019
And as always: ACAB.So are you saying you wouldn’t call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? 😂
Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you’re the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won’t want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.
I’m sorry if your world is all mad max lawlessness but in my world this is how I’ve successfully gone about things: Intruder in house > call 911 > police come & file a report > eventually get a warrant for the intruder’s arrest > intruder eventually gets apprehended & removed from society. Peace restored.
Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren’t glorified gang members
And don’t watch the news too much because that makes people live in paranoia that the whole world is going up in flames. It’s really not.
I’m almost jealous you live with such privilege, but I don’t envy your lack of empathy
Have police killed one of your housepets or family members? Or are you just repeating things we’ve all seen in the news?
Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.
*For your enjoyment:
https://www.iamc-line3.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/guidebook-for-community-emergency-response.pdf
