The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
Anyone want some bone-apple tea?
The apples really bring out that boney flavor.
I didn’t eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she’s dead?
Maybe she’d be alive today if you did.
Or take it as a fiber supplement, 1 tbsp every morning with water
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
or she’s a witch
Who are you so wise in the ways of shit?
We still have to experiment the theory of the dead Grand Ma being a witch. Does anyone have a duck?
Small rocks.
Bread!
Possibly a very small rock
True. Nazi ashes are!
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
As with anything, the dose makes the poison
Circa Survive intensifies
So perfectly safe to flush, your sewage is not going straight into the environment. It’s either treated or held in a septic tank and disposed of after it’s emptied.
Sure some stuff may get out of either system, but the dose makes the poison as they say.
I wouldn’t plant tomatoes in a mix of compost and human ashes, but if I scattered it across a whole field of tomatoes there would be no impact.
I like you.
Conservatives are terrible for the environment. Confirmed.
“Terrible” is overstating it.
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …
Classic shitpost.
What is the bait?
Found the Trump voter
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
This guy has disposed of a body before.
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.
Slava Ukraini!
I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
yeah but gramma was more into prog rock than metal. i don’t want to get her ghost going
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.
Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.
Conservatives are so narcissistic!
ain’t that just like op’s granny (she was very fat)
Beware the certainty of youth.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
Them and cm00003 get me sometimes.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.
Unironically, yes.
…next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I’m really sorry. 😥
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
Yeah, sorry that all that happened to you. Sorry that your mom wasn’t a better person. Sorry that you had to lose her in that manner. Sorry that she was dumb and/or brainwashed enough to essentially sign her own death certificate. Sorry she didn’t have the mental strength to get help. And last but not least sorry that you had to clean up a house full of garbage and dog shit. I’m sorry she wasn’t a better mom. Nobody deserves that. :(
You seriously don’t have kids…
What does that have to do with anything. I do btw.
You would be flashed yo wc too
I didn’t flush her cremates down a toilet, I threw them in the trash. Got tired of looking at the box they were delivered in, sitting on the floor. Most grandparents remains get thrown out. We move on, our remains only mean something to a limited group of people.
