Champagne. It tastes of bitter, sour and fizz and because of it’s stupidly intense carbonation, drinking it needs to be done in tiny, little, wincing sips- lest it bubble up through your sinuses and come out of your nose.

I swear people only pretend to like champage because they believe it’s the drink for ‘classy’ celebrations, so disliking champagne is, in their mind, a ‘low class’ and ungrateful thing to do.