Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?

Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.

Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.

  • MeatballMam@lemmy.zipEnglish
    381·
    2 days ago

    You have clearly never had a bj from someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Totally understandable to have this opinion if that’s the case, how can you know what fine dining is if all you ever get served is junk food.

    • pomp@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      2 days ago

      And thanks to porn everyone thinks junk food is the best and only option

        • pomp@lemmy.worldEnglish
          81·
          2 days ago

          All that gargling and mouth fucking is your Michelin Star option? I mean, whatever you’re into bro. Some of us are uncut and still have sensitivity xD

          • jve@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            1 day ago

            Guess you’re watching the wrong porn?

            I can only assume the downvoters have never had a proper porno quality bj, or that they have never seen a good bj in porn, but the latter beggars belief.

            If not the porn option… what the heck do you like?

            Quiet in the dark?

            Sure, the vast majority I’ve had are some much more tamed down version, but you better believe the best ones were messy with a bunch of eye contact.

            Your explanation of “still having sensitivity” sounds like you don’t even know how a dick works.