Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.


I strenuously disagree but that’s what this community is for, good post OP.
To be fair I don’t like gargling/gagging noises either.
Yea, only gagging noises I’ve heard during bjs are in porn not rl. Agreed they’re a turnoff.
If gargling sounds like laughing, I’ve definitely heard it irl.
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I was about to say “maybe I’m not big enough to choke on”. But his comment wins.
I once heard a very enthusiastic gargle from the next door cubical at a dive bar.
Sounded like fun.