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minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up167·22 天前This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·22 天前NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 天前That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 天前Discreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
minus-squaremeat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·22 天前Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·22 天前only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 天前Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 天前It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 天前Aww the eye lasers are the best part.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 天前The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”
This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
Written by Hegesth.
NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
AND DISCREET
That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
Discreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.
The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”
*Yiffy