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Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 天前

Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

thespinoff.co.nz

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Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 天前

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