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AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • logflume [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    uhhh let me be bear

    • AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      uhhh, let me tank here obama-spike

  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    We were quarantining before it was cool 😤

  • AlicePraxis [any]@hexbear.net
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    obama but he’s well hydrated:

    uhhh let me pee clear

  • JamesConeZone [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Obama as an ice sculpture: uhh let me be clear

  • Odo@lemm.ee
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    That was a fun day/couple of days.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Obama but it’s pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer

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    uhh let me be fear here

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    (cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter

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      Is the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit lenin-laugh

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        “uhh, let me ghee sear” iirc but yours is good too

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          That’s a banger

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That was me!

      You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.

      “Uhh, let me ghee sear”

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        :leo-point: thank you

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    obama trying to pass a drug test: uhhh let me pee clear

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Uhhhh https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/

    • LeZero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I remember the diorama at the Richard Gere Museum

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Obama but he’s auditioning for a Shakespeare play: Uhhhh let me read Lear

    Obama but he’s obsessed with the latest Zelda game: Uhhhh let me play Tears

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Obama but he drank a lot of coffee before a long drive.

    “Uhhh let me pee here.”

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    Obama butt

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Obama but his beverage is too warm

    “Uhhh, let me freeze beer”

  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Obama but he’s ordering venison: Uhhhh let me eat deer

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      Obama but he’s auditioning for a part in the movie Downfall: Uhhhh let me play Speer

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        Obama but he’s really into ass play: Uhhhh let me lick rear

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          Obama but he’s picking a country in EU4: Uhhhh let me play Trier

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            Obama but he’s pretending to be sad about his war crimes: Uhhhh let me cry tear

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